"This is just so shocking. I mean, I must just be so monumentally naive."

- Margo, Big Trouble in Little China

"I am a queen by fire and steel and slaughter - be thou my king!"

- Belit, Queen of the Black Coast, to Conan the Barbarian

"You have to walk carefully...

...in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.

- Jonathan Carroll

"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy."

- Henry Kissinger

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute...

...and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."

- Albert Einstein

"Hi there. I want to talk to you about ducts."

- Central Services Representative, 'Brazil'

"A big gun and a confident attitude will get you through a lot in life."

- Kaidan Alenko, Mass Effect

"How iron is your fist?"

- Question asked in a Facebook online dictatorship quiz

"I've heard they'll buy anything. One man's trash becomes another man's trash."

- Miscellaneous Character, The Elder Scrolls, referring to a merchant who will buy almost anything off of anyone.